beingevil:

THIS IS PERFECTION IN EVERY WAY.

Source (x)

emdeme:

askmaneko:

yakones-legacy:

foreverbolone:

russellstovers:

mrchristopherrobin:

grammarforbreakfast:

deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:

iamthespacecadet:

I went

to public school.

omfg

i lost it after attempt 510 omfg

Michael is the best

dead.

OMG WHAT LOL IM DYING! *DEAD*

LMFAOOO IM LAUGHING SO HARD OMGOMGOMG LOLOL

((THIS SERIOUSLY MADE MY DAY))

THIS IS THE MOST STRESSFUL YET HILARIOUS THING

appingo:

help

previouslysane:

josiahfiles:

brizzbee:

this is the best thing I have ever read. 

rurone:

praisemyname:

zombies as a species are destined to fail

their primary source of food is also their primary source of reproduction is also their most dangerous predator

Imagine if every time you wanted to have sex or eat a sandwich you had to fight a lion.